"HOW am I supposed to GET RIPPED when it's SO COLD outside???????????"
Well, it's a little-known fact that WINTER is the BEST MONTH for GETTING RIPPED! Here's why: Most people don't like it when they get too cold, because
YOU DIE IF YOU GET TOO COLD !!!!!!!
...well nobody wants to do that. BUT, exposing yourself to a little bit more coldness from time to time actually HELPS you GET RIPPED! It works by helping you NOT BE SUCH A WIENER, which is one of the three MAJOR CORNERS of the ESSENTIAL TRIANGLE of GETTING RIPPED. The more cold you can stand, the less of a wiener you'll be, it's as simple as that!
That's enough boring science for now. ANYWAYS:
Here's a GREAT way to GET RIPPED in the winter. Just go outside, find some snow, start making snowballs, and look for stuff to throw them at!!!!!!! I like throwing them at trees, signs, telephone poles, and stuff like that. You don't have to have a giant snowball fight or anything, you could be ALL BY YOURSELF! You get EXERCISE, and by staying out in the cold for a while it'll help you NOT BE SUCH A WIENER! That's at least TWO MAJOR CORNERS right there!
PLUS, if you ever DO get in a snowball fight, you're gonna be REALLY GOOD at hitting your enemies after all that practice!
