GETTING THERE while GETTING RIPPED

ARE

YOU

READY?????

DO

YOU

GOT WHAT IT TAKES?????????

If you answered YES to the above questions, 

GET READY 

TO

GET RIPPED!!!!!!!!!!

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Everybody has to work, so most suckers spend all their time trying to GET RIPPED when they're not at work.  If you're lucky, you might be able to figure out a way to GET RIPPED while you're at work, but sometimes it's hard to figure out ways.  But did you ever think about trying to GET RIPPED on the way to work????  Well there's a way, and it's called

RIDING

YOUR

.

There's TONS of PROs to riding your BIKE to work. 

First, you get EXERCISE for your BODY, which is an ESSENTIAL PART of GETTING RIPPED.

Plus, you get to be outside more each day, and everybody knows that being outside will always get you MORE RIPPED than being inside.

Plus, you have to get up earlier because it takes a little longer to get there.  That's ok though, because getting up early is also a great way to GET RIPPED, just ask Ben Franklin!

Plus, you get to save money by not burning gas!!!!!!!!!!!

Because riding a BIKE will get you SO RIPPED, I ride my BIKE to school as much as I can.  The new school year just started, so far I've done it EVERY DAY, and you know what?  I'm going to see how long I can KEEP GOING without driving to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

I'm also going to try to get my students, co-workers, and bosses to bike to school, too.  That's why I formed the 

.

So far I'm the only member.  I hope my school isn't full of wieners, otherwise I'll end up looking like a real sucker.  I guess I'll have to wait and see if Eisenhower has GOT WHAT IT TAKES.  But either way, at least I'll still be GETTING RIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!, so who's the REAL sucker????

Hope it's not you.

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Are YOU willing to DO WHAT IT TAKES to GET RIPPED??
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at

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And, what's even more,

IT'S

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Lots of suckers think that spending a pile of dough is the only way they can GET RIPPED, but actually

GETTING RIPPED IS CHEAP AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(In fact, it's so cheap, it can't be bought!)


One thing people try to buy a lot is shoes, but be careful!  Shoes are important to have, but sometimes, shoes are for

.

Shoes are good for protecting and hiding your FEET.  And while it's rad to have sick kicks, what happens to your FEET is actually pretty weak:

Lots of people are probably afraid of stepping on rocks, or sticks, or grass, and they're probably afraid of getting dirty, or wet, or sunburned.  But guess what?

If you don't

CHALLENGE

your feet,

they will start to

weinify.

 

So every chance you get, go with

.

 

Sure, you may stub a toe or step on a really hard pebble, but your feet will heal and when they do they'll be  EVEN STRONGER!!  And having STRONG FEET is a BIG part of 

GETTING RIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Don't be a silly-spending, soft-soled SUCKER! 

Your feet will get dirty, but at least you won't be a wiener!  

 

 

(Plus, it FEELS GOOD!)

Get Ripped: BACK IN ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

A hush descends upon the herd.
Something has stirred.   
Could it be..................................?

THAT'S RIGHT SUCKERS!!!!!!

GET

RIPPED

IS

BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND NOT ONLY THAT,

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This 

time 

it's 

ON.

By now all you loyal members of the GET RIPPED CREW probably think I gave up and turned into a

.

Well All I gotta say to that is

YEAH

RIGHT

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GET READY to GET SCHOOLED.

Here's the sitch:  I've been really BUSY lately, but in a GOOD way.  It turns out, PEOPLE WHO STAY BUSY, 

STAY RIPPED.

I was busy a LONG TIME, so now I'm 

RIPPED AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But now that's DONE and I'm back to GETTING RIPPED.  In fact, I'm even carrying around a little

to help me get 

EVEN 

                                    MORE                                    

RIPPED 

THAN 

EVER!!!!!!

I just got ONE QUESTION:  WHO'S WITH ME???  Who's GOT WHAT IT TAKES to JOIN THE CREW????

GET BUSY

or

GET RIPPED

The choice is yours, suckers!