A lot of suckers think that GETTING RIPPED is all about competition.
LET'S GET
ONE THING
STRAIGHT.
The only person you're competing with is you. If you're more of a wiener today than your past-self was yesterday, then YOU ARE NOT GETTING RIPPED.
STILL, a lot of people REALLY want to know: "Who is the MOST RIPPED PERSON IN THE WORLD??????????????"
Well I can't tell you their name, but they were probably a
.
Cavepeople were the most RIPPED people EVER!!!!!!!!! Here's why:
1. THEY DIDN'T HAVE A CHOICE.
Back then, it was GET RIPPED or DIE. Cavepeople had to:
1. Try to not get EATEN by VICIOUS PREDATORS.
2. PROTECT their YOUNG at ALL COSTS.
3. CATCH and KILL their own food.
4. ROAM the WORLD for their WHOLE LIFE.
5. Try not to FREEZE TO DEATH.
6. MAKE all their OWN TOOLS.
Oh yeah, and
7. SLEEP ON THE FLOOR OF A CAVE.
It was simple. If you wanted to LIVE, you did those things. But all that avoiding and protecting and catching and killing and roaming and making and sleeping in caves had a side effect: THEY ALL GOT YOU SUPER RIPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't believe me? Just imagine if an average, modern-day houseperson had to fight an average, prehistoric CAVEPERSON. No question, the caveperson would totally WUPP 'em!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...So what happened? How come people aren't so RIPPED anymore? Ever since then, world wiener levels have been increasing with each time somebody figures out a new way to make life easier, more comfortable, and more convenient. The following scientific graph illustrates this trend:
Since life has been made SO easy, housepeople have to figure out other ways of GETTING RIPPED, and that's IF they even WANT to.
So if you REALLY want to GET RIPPED, think like a CAVEPERSON! See how many little comforts and conveniences you can LIVE WITHOUT. With EACH one you give up, you'll be LESS of a wiener!!!!!!!!!!!!
