Wednesday, January 19, 2011

RIPPED ASSISTANCE

As loyal customers of the GET RIPPED SYSTEM, you've probably noticed that I haven't issued any new GET RIPPED CHALLENGES lately.  Well that's all going to change very soon when I unveil the all-new

((((((((((((((((((((((((GET RIPPED)))))))))))))))))))))
((((((((((((((((INFINITE CHALLENGE)))))))))))))))

That's COMING SOON, so be sure to check out www.gettinripped2011.blogspot.com for the LATEST in cutting edge health and fitness knowledge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Today though, I wanna talk about

FORGET expensive, gross personal trainers that don't even come with the GET RIPPED GUARANTEE!  Now you can have one that's cute, affordable, and will GET YOU RIPPEDBIG-TIME!!!!!!!

The way it works is like this:  When you have a dog, they're always making you do stuff, just like a personal trainer!  Here's just a few of the many things that dogs make you do:

Take them on walks
Take them to the park
Take them for a run
Take them for a bikeride*+
Chase after them
Carry heavy bags of dog food around

And if that's stuff you wouldn't normally be doing, your NEW ACTIVE LIFESTYLE will bring you  ANOTHER STEP CLOSER to GETTING RIPPED!!!!!!!!!   So far, since I sat down to write this post, I've had to get up THREE TIMES to do something for the dog.  Just like a good personal trainer, dogs will WEAR YOU OUT, and THAT'S when you know your body's GETTING WHAT IT NEEDS:  Exercise.

PLUS, when you have a dog, you have to spend more time outside, because dogs LOVE being outside,   EVEN when it's rainy, or snowy, or cold, or hot, or windy, or cloudy, or sunny.  That means YOU'RE going to spend more time outside too!  And it's a PROVEN FACT that being OUTSIDE gets you MORE RIPPED than being INSIDE!  So that helps you NOT BE A WEINER, which is another corner of the ESSENTIAL TRIANGLE of GETTING RIPPED!!!!!!!!!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR????????????  
DO YOU WANNA GET RIPPED FAST?????  
Then go out and get a DOG TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
YOU WON'T have time to REGRET IT!!!!!!!!!!!





*you ride, they run.
+be careful!

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