Thursday, February 3, 2011

As you know, WINTER is the #1 MONTH for GETTING RIPPED!  And when it comes to WINTER, NOTHING gets you RIPPED like

...it's wet, ...it's cold, and it's HEAVY.   You'll get LOTS of exercise when you SHOVEL all that snow!  

Are you ready for some 
FREE
CUTTING-EDGE TIPS 
on snow-shoveling 
that you won't find 
anywhere else 
??????????

First, it's important to remember to 

If you're like me, you probably only like to hold your shovel ONE way.  But, it's important to remember that when Getting Ripped, SYMMETRY is important.  You gotta make sure that BOTH sides GET RIPPED an equal amount, otherwise one half of your body will end up more wienery than the other!    So make sure to 

SWITCH IT UP!!!!!!!
 


Now, here's a BONUS tip for 
ABSOLUTELY FREE
NO STRINGS ATTACHED
!!!!!!!!!!

When the snow piles up SUPER high, you might be tempted to use the Scooping Off Layers Way when shoveling.  This is not recommended.


The problem is, you're leaning forward too much, and that's BAD FOR YOUR BACK, which is one of the most important parts of your middle part.  Plus, it takes too long.  Instead, try DOWNSCOOPING.


DOWNSCOOPING involves breaking off pieces of the snow with a downward scoop.  Then you just pick it up right off the ground in front of you!  You'll save your back and GET RIPPED at the same time!

**********STAY TUNED**********
FOR THE 
GET RIPPED 
((((((((((INFINITE CHALLENGE)))))))))))))



coming soon
ONLY
from
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1 comment:

  1. What's
    your favorite part of the middle part?

    Upper part?

    Lower part?

    ReplyDelete